#19 ‘On the Waterfront’

I Coulda Been a Contender, But I Settled for a Snitch

On the Waterfront (1954) is Elia Kazan’s gritty, brooding tale of dockside corruption, moral conflict, and men in dirty coats mumbling their way through redemption. It’s often hailed as a masterpiece of American realism, and let’s be fair: it is well-acted, well-written, and soaked in moral ambiguity like whiskey in a Catholic confession booth. But strip away the grit, and what you really have is Kazan’s self-justifying fever dream about why selling out your comrades makes you a hero—as long as you cry while doing it.

Marlon Brando plays Terry Malloy, an ex-prizefighter turned longshoreman with a conscience slowly awakening beneath his hangdog pout. Brando famously mumbles through the film with the tortured charisma of a man trying to remember if he left the stove on. His performance is raw, vulnerable, and yes, iconic. But it’s also so thoroughly centered on his internal turmoil that the bodies piling up around him feel like atmospheric noise—collateral damage for his emotional arc.

The film revolves around Terry’s decision to testify against corrupt union boss Johnny Friendly (the least subtle name in cinema), who controls the docks with the iron grip of a 1950s studio executive. Along the way, Terry falls for Edie Doyle (Eva Marie Saint), the sister of a murdered dockworker, whose purpose in the story is to forgive, inspire, and gently coax him toward virtue by looking pretty in soft lighting.

Edie is given just enough fire to seem modern, but not enough agency to matter once Terry’s crisis kicks into full gear. Like most women in postwar male morality plays, she exists to reflect his growth—not to undergo any of her own. There’s also a priest, because of course there is, delivering righteous monologues in dingy churches about standing up to evil. As always, organized religion gets to swoop in as moral compass while women are left to hold the coats.

But let’s not forget the real elephant on the dock: this is Elia Kazan’s apology letter to himself. Made two years after Kazan infamously named names before the House Un-American Activities Committee, On the Waterfront paints whistleblowing as the noblest of causes. Never mind the political context. Never mind the ruined lives. Kazan wants you to know that informing isn’t cowardice—it’s courage, baby. And if you disagree, well, you're just not brave enough to carry the burden of righteousness.

The film frames union solidarity as morally suspect and individual conscience as heroic—as long as that individual is a man writhing in guilt and pain. It’s a beautifully shot middle finger to collective resistance, made palatable with noir aesthetics and Brando’s tortured masculinity.

3 out of 5 pigeons
(One for Brando’s performance. One for the cinematography. One for the haunting score. The rest got tossed off the dock by Kazan himself—right after he gave your name to the committee.)

Veronica Blade

Born in Detroit in the late 70s to a unionized auto worker and a punk-rock-loving librarian, Veronica Blade was raised on equal doses of riot grrrl zines and vintage vinyl. Her adolescence was marked by a fierce independence, cultivated in the DIY music scene and sharpened by her participation in underground theatre collectives that tackled police violence, reproductive rights, and queer identity. After a short-lived attempt at an art school degree, Veronica left academia to tour with a feminist noise band called Her Majesty’s Razor, where she performed spoken word over industrial soundscapes in squats and protest camps across North America.

By her early 30s, she had moved to New York, where she lived in a Bushwick warehouse with performance artists, fire-eaters, and ex-dominatrixes. Here she co-founded Molotov Darlings, a guerrilla performance troupe known for their impromptu shows in front of hedge fund offices and their reimagining of Greek tragedies through a queer-anarchist lens. Her visual essays, blending collage and scathing satire, began circulating widely online, catching the attention of the alt-arts community and eventually being featured in fringe art festivals in Berlin, Montreal, and Melbourne.

Career Highlights:

  • 2007 – Co-wrote Vulvatron, a graphic novel hailed as “explosive, obscene, and essential reading” by Broken Pencil Magazine.

  • 2010 – Guest-curated the controversial exhibition Grrrls with Grenades at a renegade gallery in Brooklyn, which explored the aesthetics of feminine rage through street art, sculpture, and drag.

  • 2013 – Published a widely shared essay The Clitoris is a Political Weapon on feminist blogosphere site Jezebitch, which was banned in five countries and taught in two liberal arts colleges.

  • 2016 – Arrested during a protest performance at a tech conference where she set fire to a mannequin dressed as a Silicon Valley bro, gaining notoriety as both artist and agitator.

  • 2019 – Shortlisted for the Audre Lorde Radical Voices Fellowship for her anthology Blood Ink: Writings from the Queer Body Underground.

  • 2021 – Wrote a monthly column called Art Slaps for the experimental culture journal NoiseMuse, dissecting art world hypocrisies with her signature wit and fury.

Veronica Blade brings with her a reputation for fearless critique, raw intellect, and an unrelenting commitment to smashing patriarchy with glitter, words, and duct tape

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